You’re fortunate when you can afford to be virtuous.
Since we had nothing to do with our arrival and usually are not consulted about our departure, what makes so many of us think we’re entitled to so much while we’re here?
There’s no way to move without making waves.
Age isn’t important until you run out of it.
Enlightening editorial writers is even more difficult than educating educators.
If you’re looking for perfection, look in the mirror. If you find it there, expect it elsewhere.
Everybody has to be somebody to somebody to be anybody.
Socialism will be here the day we share our profits to the degree we share our failures.
A gun in the hand is worth any number being tested.
Wars almost never end the way starters had in mind.
Drinking more often brings out the best in the good than the worst in the bad.
What about the poor salesman who is calling into the office from the corner saloon instead of the home sickbed he claims he is in?
If the shoe fits you’re lucky.
A Tax Loophole: A deduction that the other guy gets.
Perhaps Harvard’s greatest contribution to our nation is its requirement that its on-leave professors who want to keep their crimson seats must return from Washington after 24 months.
The hardest work of all – doing nothing.
If you want understanding try giving some.
It’s the less bright students who make teachers teach better.
It is unfortunate we can’t buy many business executives for what they are worth and sell them for what they think they are worth.
SM is an abbreviation of both stock market and sadomasochism – and there are those who think they are one and the same.