Are you not justified in feeling inferior, when you seek to cover it up with arrogance and insolence?
When you catch what you’re after, it’s gone.
Meanness demeans the demeaner far more than the demeaned.
It doesn’t take much of a rule to measure a mean man.
Listening to advice often accomplishes far more than heeding it.
Once you’ve given advice to someone, you’re obligated.
A winner must first know what losing’s like.
A big cigar in a young face requires the best of both.
How to fail: Try too hard.
He who says he never needs help, most does.
When profit is unshared, it’s less likely to grow greater.
Security isn’t securities. It’s knowing that someone cares whether you are or cease to be.
The ultimate in futility is owning important jewelry. Insurers often insist on the wearing of paste replicas because necks with real rocks around ’em risk wringing.
Looking the part helps get the chance to fill it. But if you fill the part, it matters not if you look it.
Money isn’t everything as long as you have enough.
He who hesitates is sometimes wise.
How in heck are they handling their surplus population in Hell these days? Maybe by the time you and I are in the queue there won’t be room for us.
Venture nothing, and life is less than it should be.
You have to come up in the world before it’s worthwhile for those worth less to put you down.
When young, you’re shocked by the number of people who turn out to have feet of clay. Older, you’re surprised by the number of people who don’t.