There will be no more British guys. Unless they are members of the royal family, of course.
There is a difference between listening and hearing, just as there is a difference between seeing and knowing.
That hurt querida, that really hurt.
Sometimes we need to take big risks if we want to find out who we are, and what we were put on this planet for.
But then I remembered something Grandmere had once assured me of: No one has ever died of embarrassment-never, not once in the whole history of time.
You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right?
Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear; The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.
And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person’s idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying.
It’s truly weird how everyone just thinks they can bring me Diet Coke and everything will be okay. Especially since it’s pretty much true.-Lizzie Nichols.
Anything can happen in the blink of an eye. Anything at all. One. Two. Three. Blink.
Who knew an elf queen could be so vicious!
Though I imagine in your case, trying not to fall just made you fall harder.
Querida.
Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh.
Meet me inside the Edge of the Icepack penguin enclosure in at four fifteen” she says, sounding just like Kim Possible. If Kim Possible ever asked people to meet her inside a penguin enclosures.
Looks fade,′ Mom would go on. ‘But intelligence lasts forever.
Are you a pirate?
Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I’m not trying to overact or anything, but I think it was my uterus. Honest. I think my uterus jiggled free.
All I did was die,′ I said. ‘And then, when presented with an opportunity not to be dead any more, I took it. Anyone else would have done the same thing.
All men are pigs and I hope they die and monkeys take over, then things would be way better.