Zac Efron is my obsession, we’re the same person. We’re not actually here, it’s like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it’s me, and you don’t know that. It’s one of the greatest mysteries of all time.
Usually the bullies are the most insecure. I was bullied and it’s hard, you feel like high schools never going to be over. Its four years of your life and you just have to remember the person picking on you has their own problems and their own issues. And you’re going to be ok.
I’m not on Twitter. I feel like it has a purpose because there are fans around the world that want to have some sort of interaction with you. But I feel like it is important to still keep some space and some distance, which is why I don’t have a Twitter.
If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like – you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.
I would really love to go on an archaeological dig.
I’m one of those people who fiercely guards their privacy, so I hate doing interviews.
I am not just sitting and reading everything because honestly sometimes the scripts that appeal to me are projects that are not good projects, but I just really like the script or the characters.
I love comic books. I just do.
I just grate on my own nerves. I don’t like to watch me.
I’ve actually stopped tinting my windows because the paparazzi look for trucks and cars with supertinted windows.
It is very difficult to be under the microscope every moment of every day. Everything that leaves your mouth becomes this sensationalized news story, no matter what your intentions were when you first said it, so it becomes overwhelming.
If you’re billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.
People just assume that if you’re famous, you’re in Hollywood.
When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
I’ve always at least tried to be self-deprecating when I say anything about myself. As long as you set the bar low, it will keep people from putting you on a pedestal, so they can’t knock you off.
Getting married was the best thing I’ve ever done.
I haven’t gone completely insane, but it might happen soon.
And you know, the people who hate kids and don’t want kids always end up having 50 of them.
I think most of us maintain some sort of fantasy in our minds that we are heroes, if only secretly, that we could really be amazing if only given a chance. That we could all be loved one day. You can always think of yourself as being transcendent or heroic. I think we all are.
Ninety-eight percent of the things that come out of my mouth are intended to be harmless or even charming. They’re not ever intended to be offensive or controversial.