Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
As long as the world is turning and spinning, we’re gonna be dizzy and we’re gonna make mistakes.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him.
Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.
I had low blood sugar, a chemical imbalance, plus the normal nervous breakdown everyone goes through from adolescence to adulthood.
When we got to our hotel rooms, mosquitoes as big as George Foreman were waiting for us. They were sitting in armchairs with their legs crossed.