I also grew up building theatrical scenery. I spent many years building scenery as a large part of my income and that allowed me to really develop my shop skills.
My wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can’t think of anyone who even approaches her achievements and her abilities.
I spent a lot of my youth working outside in the elements, and I kind of revel in defeating tough weather.
Whatever it is you like to do, that’s the sexiest part of you.
I’m opposed to a lot of the time that we as a civilization have come to spend looking at screens. For my money, life is much delicious damn near everyplace but inside that screen.
The quest for the next key art awards begins with tomorrow’s hangover.
I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.
Men and women alike, if you think that altering the tip of your nose with surgery will make you happier, I would suggest you alter something much more malleable than your flesh, like your priorities, or your friends.
If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day.
I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn’t really strict with myself, I’d weigh 300 pounds. I’m not good with moderation.
I’m very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy.
I think the whole thing is kind of sad, honestly, in the same way that our civilization – particularly the consumers of pop culture – has grown so used to an emasculated, bare-chested leading man that something like simply growing a mustache can impress people.
I’ve been working steadily as an actor since around 1998. I wasn’t well known in the public, but I was a dependable working journeyman.
I’ve learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn’t do anybody any good.
If I had more time, I’d watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day.
When I arrive in Los Angeles in the entertainment community, and I use implements like a shovel and a hammer, our society has distanced itself so far from working with its hands that those incredibly pedestrian skills are perceived as somehow being extraordinary.
I am always so happy to be at ‘SNL.’ I still feel like a kid when I’m there, like I can’t believe I’m watching them make the show.
I come from a family of fishermen. Fishing is very important to us. We don’t hunt. We’re not gun folk.
Love one another, make something with your hands, and exalt the farmer.
Technically, we’re all half centaur.