Suffering is one very long moment. We cannot divide it by seasons.
Missionaries are going to reform the world whether it wants to or not.
In a temple everything should be serious except the thing that is being worshiped.
Starvation, not sin, is the parent of modern crime.
Men of thoughts should have nothing to do with action.
There are only two kinds of women, the plain and the coloured.
Do not forget that small daily actions do or undo character.
The only thing worse than quoting me, is not quoting me.
I tried to visit Albania but I couldn’t find it on the map.
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
She doth mean the earth to me! By earth, I actually mean dust.
Full frontal nudity is reserved for Adam and Eve!
God is love, love is blind, Stevie Wonder is blind, therefore Stevie Wonder is God.
If music be the food of love, get me a supersized big mac, chips, two apple pies and a large milkshake.
True love is just like regular love, but with more truth.
Philosophy is like a normal personal organizer, but it’s smaller than a matchbox.
I’m so smart, I read and understand Hegel.
The universe is God. I am God so that means I am the universe.
My philosophy? I’m always right and you are wrong.
There is no such thing as a heterosexual male, only men who haven’t met Oscar Wilde yet.