My parents tried to keep me safe, but to me the world was not a safe place.
I guess ignorance is bliss – when I do interviews people always say, “Aren’t you upset that people make fun of you?” and I’m like, “Are they making fun of me?” I guess I just don’t get it.
I have to meet someone who loves children and who loves ex-husbands and implants.
I wanted to retire from all that, but I guess my breasts still have a career, and I’m just tagging along with them.
That’s one of the things about being married to a couple of musicians, I have got great iPods. That’s what I was left with – an iPod each.
I’m a good example of someone who can come to Hollywood and keep their feet on the ground with all the rock stars, all the drama that goes with being here. It’s still important to pump your own gas and to be able to vacuum.
I’m a mother with two small children, so I don’t take as much crap as I used to.
I’ve been fortunate – I haven’t had too many auditions. I slept with the right people.
Size does matter. There’s a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.
You don’t want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet.
I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked.
I thought, ‘If you’re going to be on TV, and if you’re going to be out and glamorous, the natural look can stay at home.’
Sometimes when you smile, it’s not because you’re happy. It’s because you’re strong.
I love being outdoors and think a tan is very sexy. I’ll lie out on white towels strewn with pillows. I don’t like to hide under hats. If anyone knows about spending lots of the time on the beach, with kids and dogs in tow, it’s me.
Good Viking genes, being vegetarian and having rowdy dogs and kids definitely keep me in shape. Not eating meat gives me the energy I need to keep up with work, family and travel – I’m very active.
Beauty Is the fume-track of necessity. This thought Is therapeutic. If, after several Applications, you do not find Relief, consult your family physician.
Love never goes away; it just changes form.
I don’t like reality television, but it pays so much money.
Opportunity only gives you knockers once.
My earliest memory? Trying to use a red jelly bean as lipstick.