Life speeds by and no matter how much joy there is, there is sadness.
You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.
Only Atheists have morals, the religious have reward and punishment. That’s not morality, that’s sucking up.
When someone is trying to interpret something for you, they always have an agenda.
Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.
Atheism is the absence of religion. We don’t really need atheism. We just need to get rid of religion.
I had e-mail in 1984! I had an e-mail address then, which means that all you could write to was Steve Jobs and Bill Gates. There were three of us, writing to each other.
World War II proves there’s no God.
Religion cannot and should not be replaced by atheism. Religion needs to go away and not be replaced by anything. Atheism is not a religion. It’s the absence of religion, and that’s a wonderful thing.
This I believe: I believe there is no God.
If you are doing something for reward or punishment, you do not have morality.
If I had to imagine omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent power in the universe that chose to make my mother suffer, I don’t know how I would make that make sense in the universe.
In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.
From 1985 to 1994, I lived in Manhattan in a big old loft right off Times Square. I could walk to work, which was in a couple of Broadway theaters, to Howard Stern’s studio, and to 30 Rock for ‘Letterman’ and ‘SNL.’ Even in New York, walking to work is homey and folksy, like living in a small town.
Everyday is an atheist holiday.
The medium is not the message – the message is the message.
Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.
Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, ‘That’s nice.’
I’ve never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.
If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn’t have stumbled my way through ‘Dancing with the Stars.’