Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.
The more make up a woman wears the more she’s tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil.
You have to discipline your children, or they won’t respect you, law enforcement or God or anyone else.
Where there is no Jesus, evil always reigns.
To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that.
This would be nice when we baptize people in the winter.
Uptown living, you’ve got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.
I’m a low-tech man in a high-tech world.
When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, ‘I can bait a hook.’
I’ve never owned a cell phone and don’t plan on ever having one. If anyone needs to talk to me, they know where I live.
I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.
I repented at 28 and turned to Jesus.
It was about 5 years after I was baptized before the pull of sin finally stopped.
I turned from my wicked ways and embraced Jesus. The next thing I knew, good times had come my way.
If I were in politics, and if you ever get me in the White House, trust me, there’s a big change coming. What happened to America? We lost our roots.
I make a mean pecan pie, and I have a great recipe for pralines – also using pecans. Pralines take a lot of patience, and patience is a must in the duck blind as well as in the kitchen. Good things come to those who wait.
Genesis 9 is where the animals went wild, and God gave them wildness. After the flood, that’s when he made animals wild. Up until that time, everybody was vegetarian.
I have bitten down or swallowed a few pellets through the years. My uncle had his appendix removed and there were over 100 lead pellets in it. He might have died of lead poisoning. Now that is eating a lot of game!
I don’t use any of the terminology like ‘left wing’ and ‘right wing.’ I use language like ‘godly’ and ‘holiness.’
Money can come and go, and fame comes and goes. Peace of mind and a relationship with God is far more important, so this is the precedent that we’ve set in our lives. The bottom line is, we all die, so Jesus is the answer.