I will not give or back off from my path.
Actually, most people don’t think I have too much sense because I would rather be fairly intelligent and act dumb instead of not having any sense at all and try to act smart.
Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.
Whether you’re talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.
It was hard to love my wife and kids because I was all wrapped up in loving only myself. I did what I wanted, when I wanted, without any real concern for them.
If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there’s a woman.
I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.
A real man don’t call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot.
To call me in, I’m thinking I don’t own a suit, a ring, a watch, a cellphone. I’m dragging up out of the woods here. You boys must be hard up these days.
If you delve into and a part of the political wars, the – as I would call it, the arguing ad infinitum. It never ends, and very few people I’ve noticed ever change their mind.
There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards – women and youth.
Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.
My prayer was always: ‘Lord, if You bless me, I’ll thank You: but if You don’t, I’ll be thankful for what I have. I have plenty. I’m in good shape.’
Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks.
Jesus came down in flesh and solved both of them. So for me, my household – I just think that we would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other. At the end of the day you will be happy, happy, happy.
Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.
The more make up a woman wears the more she’s tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil.
You have to discipline your children, or they won’t respect you, law enforcement or God or anyone else.
Where there is no Jesus, evil always reigns.
To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that.