If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.
We live in what virtually amounts to a museum – which does not happen to a lot of people.
Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?’
You managed not to get eaten then?
There’s a lot of your family in tonight.
Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.
Are you running away from something?
People say after a fire it’s water damage that’s the worst. We’re still drying out Windsor Castle.
Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.
We don’t come here for our health.
The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.
Deaf? If you’re near there, no wonder you are deaf.
It is an old cliche to say that the future is in the hands of the young. This is no longer true. The quality of life to be enjoyed or the existence to be survived by our children and future generations is in our hands now.
I suppose I’d get in trouble if I were to melt them down.
I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.
All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.
The more people there are, the more food we need, the more space we occupy, the more resources and consumer goods we wish to have and the more development has to take place.
Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?