I tried to tell them that things would be okay, but I didn’t believe it.
Percy was not feeling the love.
I was wondering how you got all that out of a single moooooo.
As for me, I did the stupidest thing in my life, which is saying a lot. I attacked the Titan Lord Atlas.
Her secret fear? Maybe she didn’t tried hard enough.
She deserved at least one person who saw her and knew how good she was.
Getting eaten by a giant crocodile was bad enough. The kid with the glowing sword only made my day worse.
Armed with my sword and wand, I was all set for a stroll through the swamp to look for a hungry monster. Oh, joy!
The next microsecond, as the water erupted around me, I realized too late that I should’ve brought the entire Twenty-first Nome to help me.
We need a shroud. A shroud for the son of Hermes.
After all the dangerous adventures I’d had, I couldn’t die like this. Sadie would be devastated. Then, once she got over her grief, she’d track down my soul in the Egyptian afterlife and tease me mercilessly for how stupid I’d been.
I sailed on the cold air currents above the rooftops of Paris. I could see the river, the Louvre Museum, the gardens and palaces. And a mouse-yum. Hang on, Carter, I thought. not hunting mice.
Earthshaker, Stormbreaker, Father of Horses. Hail, Perseus Jackson, Son of the Sea God.
Do not despair. Heroes rarely live up to to our expectations.
People of Earth, I come in peace!
The future for Commander Tool Belt was not looking so hot.
We were absolutely destined to meet your hot sister.
Frank Zhang: lumbering klutz, child of Mars, part-time pachyderm.
And togheter, holding hands, he and Annabeth fell into the endless darkness.
You’d think getting chopped into a million pieces and cast into the darkest part of the Underworld would give him a subtle clue that nobody wanted him around.