Imitation is flattery.
Her perfume was a mixture of roses and tear gas.
Percy is the most powerful demigod I’ve ever met. No offense to you guys but it’s true.
But this plan of yous!? Tawaret shuddered, causing a tsunami of jiggling hippo flesh.
You, sir, are a ray of sunshine. -Percy Jackson.
Frank gave Leo a confused smile- like he couldn’t decide whether to gloat or to thank Leo for being a doofus- but he cheerfully let Hazel drag him along.
You sure you’re not a Roman, Annabeth? Or an Amazon?
Gods forbid if she ever broke up with him. She’d never be able to visit the sea again without remembering her broken heart. Annabeth about Percy.
Great. I’ve made a friend.
Swords can’t solve every problem.
The pinecone is a fearsome tool of destruction! -Bacchus.
If you were a god, how would you like being called a myth, an old story to explain lightning? What if I told you, Perseus Jackson, that someday people would call you a myth, just created to explain how little boys can get over losing their mothers?
Together we made our way down to the street level. Neither of us said a word. The music was awful – Neil Diamond or something. I should’ve made that part of my gift form the gods: better elevator tunes.
The Olympians were a reminder that there was always someone better than you, so you shouldn’t get a big head.
Piper, you’re the strongest, most powerful beauty queen I’ve ever met. You can trust yourself. For what it’s worth, you can trust me too.
Five shall go west to the goddess in chains, One shall be lost in the land without rain, The bane of Olympus shows the trail, Campers and Hunters combined prevail, The Titan’s curse must one withstand, And one shall perish by a parent’s hand.
Monsters don’t die. They just dissipate into smoke and dust, which saves heroes a lot of trouble cleaning up after a fight.
And in the fountain squatted a giant crab. I’m not talking ‘giant’ like $7.99 all-you-can-eat Alaskan king crab. I’m talking ‘giant’ like bigger than the fountain.
Now i’d like to tell u i did something heroic like stand up against a raging team of fire-breathing horses with only my sword the truth is i ran.
What’s the point of being a magician if you can’t wave your wand and make the people you care about feel better?