Adjectives are the curse of America.
We have the ability to be the Athens of modern times as opposed to the militaristic Sparta. I remind you that the Athenians wrote poetry. The Spartans did not.
Gossip is irresponsible communication. Irresponsible because it is at the expense of another person who is not there to defend herself. Irresponsible because it is not constructive: it helps no one, least of all the person being gossiped about.
Gambling operates under the premise that greed can be satisfied by luck.
I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it’s harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.
Political elections are not life and death.
Do not judge. Never presume to judge another human being anyway. That’s up to heaven.
The only people are those who don’t love anybody.
If you like my novels, I commend your good taste.
I can only say I wish I had slept with everyone I am accused of.
Writers are the moral purifiers of the culture. We may not be pure ourselves but we must tell the truth, which is a purifying act.
When God made man she was practicing.
You can’t be truly rude until you understand good manners.
I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull.
I believe the true function of age is memory. I’m recording as fast as I can.
I earned two Emmy nominations for writing, and two of the shows I had written were nominated for best in their category.
I believe every change any word has undergone probably originated in ignorance.
Tennis is physical chess.
Why can’t peace be a single overriding common purpose: why do we wait for a crisis to pull us together? Let’s pull together for peace.
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah’s wife.