Political elections are not life and death.
The only people are those who don’t love anybody.
If you like my novels, I commend your good taste.
I can only say I wish I had slept with everyone I am accused of.
Writers are the moral purifiers of the culture. We may not be pure ourselves but we must tell the truth, which is a purifying act.
When God made man she was practicing.
You can’t be truly rude until you understand good manners.
I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull.
I believe the true function of age is memory. I’m recording as fast as I can.
I earned two Emmy nominations for writing, and two of the shows I had written were nominated for best in their category.
I believe every change any word has undergone probably originated in ignorance.
Tennis is physical chess.
Why can’t peace be a single overriding common purpose: why do we wait for a crisis to pull us together? Let’s pull together for peace.
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah’s wife.
The real reason Milton went blind was to avoid reading unsolicited manuscripts.
To have meaningful work is a tremendous happiness.
People are like tea bags; you never know how strong they’ll be until they’re in hot water. In times of trouble, you not only discover what you truly believe but whether or not you can act on your beliefs.
I used to think romantic love was a neurosis shared by two, a supreme foolishness. I no longer think that. There’s nothing foolish in loving anyone. Thinking you’ll be loved in return is what’s foolish.
All decisions are made on insufficient evidence.
Aunt Mimi possessed a horror of silence, which she battled with endless chat. The Typhoid Mary of the Telephone started her calls at 6:30 each morning.