All Norwegian children learn to swim when they are very young because if you can’t swim it is difficult to find a place to bathe.
An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
I go down to my little hut, where it’s tight and dark and warm, and within minutes I can go back to being six or seven or eight again.
Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
The secret of life’, he said, ‘is to become very very good at somethin’ that’s very very ’ard to do.
If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
Perhaps it’s chasing me. But I don’t think it will ever catch me because I am moving fast.
Obscurity is never a virtue.
You chose books, I chose looks. Now see the difference?
Good authour Good books.
What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
Badger: The cuss you are. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?
I’d rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.
Oh where, oh where had Snow White gone? She’d found it easy, being pretty To hitch a ride into the city.
The little pig began to pray But Wolfie blew his house away. He shouted, “Bacon, Pork, and Ham! Oh what a lucky wolf I am!” And though he ate the pig quite fast, He carefully kept the tail till last.
Fiona has the same glacial beauty of an iceburg, but unlike the iceburg she has absolutely nothing below the surface.
The maid screamed. The Queen gasped. Sophie waved.
You is getting nosier than a parker.
Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.