Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.
If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
You only go around once, but if you play your cards right, once is enough.
The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Step with care and great tact. And remember life’s a great balancing act.
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
Showing up is 80 percent of life.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If I’m not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
Work is much more fun than fun.
Life is what you make it: If you snooze, you lose; and if you snore, you lose more.
My coach said I ran like a girl, I said if he could run a little faster he could too.
My philosophy is: If you can’t have fun, there’s no sense in doing it.
If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it.
Free your mind and your ass will follow.
Work hard. Don’t quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor.