Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.
For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Step with care and great tact. And remember life’s a great balancing act.
Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.
Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
Showing up is 80 percent of life.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
I’m smart enough to know that I’m dumb.
The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything.
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment.
You don’t have to run faster than the bear to get away. You just have to run faster than the guy next to you.
There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing.