All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Don’t hate the player; change the game.
Never, ever underestimate the importance of having fun.
Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.
Laughter is the best medicine in the world.
If you can’t feed a team with two pizzas, it’s too large.
They say Rome wasn’t built in a day, but I wasn’t on that particular job.
I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
If plan A fails, remember there are 25 more letters.
My motto is water off a duck’s back. Meaning: don’t let negativity weigh you down, perpetuate positive thinking.
Free your mind and your ass will follow.
Creativity is great-but not in accounting.
They don’t think it is like it is, but it is.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
No matter how slow you go, you are still lapping everybody on the couch.