If you don’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
Be the Mick Jagger of the Mailroom, the Warren Buffett of Bookkeeping and the Bono of stapler selling
Sweat is just fat crying.
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!
Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.
A stranger is just a friend I haven’t met yet.
Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me – no, don’t sue me. That is opposite the point I’m trying to make.
I’m single because I was born that way.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Never, ever underestimate the importance of having fun.
Be yourself. No one can say you’re doing it wrong.
I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
I have Many Problems in My Life. But my leaps don’t know that. They always smile.