If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.