Make money, lose money – who cares? The idea is to enjoy it.
Who is more real? Homer or Ulysses? Shakespeare or Hamlet? Burroughs or Tarzan?
Men are not potatoes!
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
ANYTHING will burn with enough gasoline and dynamite.
I think perhaps of all the things a police state can do to its citizens, distorting history is possibly the most pernicious.
How can you argue with a woman who won’t?
Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.
The trouble with conspiracies is that they rot internally.
Women talk when they want to. Or don’t.
Son, the phrase is self-contradictory; “sense” is never “common”.
Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen. Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it’s more sanitary.
The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively, and without self-delusion – in the long run, these are the only people who count.
Contemplation must bring forth right action in order to permit further growth.
The ordinary bloke will not voluntarily pay for “art” that leaves him unmoved – if he does pay for it, the money has to be conned out of him, by taxes and such.
Democracy’s worst fault is that its leaders are likely to reflect the faults and virtues of their constituents.
You’re in bad shape when your emotions force you into acts which you know are foolish.
I counted to ten slowly, using binary notation.
Widows are far better than brides. They don’t tell, they won’t yell, they don’t swell, they rarely smell, and they’re grateful as hell.