There are only five things really worth drawing; four of them are pretty girls and the fifth is cats.
Another ingredient in a happy marriage: Budget the luxuries first!
The basic of all morality is duty, a concept with the same relation to group that self-interest has to individual.
Humoring them costs nothing and adds to happiness in a world in which happiness is always in short supply.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
You have to give an editor something to change, or he gets fretful. After he pees in it, he likes the flavor better, so he buys it.
All cats are not gray after midnight.
You don’t pay back, you pay forward.
Please don’t invent a debt that does not exist, or next you will be trying to feel gratitude – and that is the treacherous first step toward complete moral degradation.
Finish what you start. Keep submitting until it sells.
Geniuses and supergeniuses always make their own rules about sex as on everything else; they do not accept the monkey customs of their lessers.
A girl’s name ending in ‘a’ – that always suggests a ‘C’ cup.
The killer looked up as the bullet hit him. He looked as if he were puzzled by some strange occurence, being too freshly dead to be aware of it.
Everybody lies about sex.
But, if there ever was a time in history when “peace” meant that there was no fighting going on, I have been unable to find out about it.
Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmills.
Money is the sincerest of all flattery. Women love to be flattered. So do men.
There will always be survivors.
God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good, and is no sillier than any other theology.
All normal human beings have soi-disant mixed-up glands. The race is divided into two parts: those who know this and those who do not.