It finally happened – a lawsuit for wrongful doing unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Most often the person you would die for would settle for dinner and a movie.
Things happen in everyday life that make you consider living your life just every other day.
So often the end of a love affair is death by a thousand cuts, so often its survival is life by a thousand stitches.
The toughest test of good judgment is to know when to withhold your better judgment.
Doing one fool thing after another is not so terrible when you consider the human proclivity to do several fool things at once.
You always think you could have done more. That’s why you need a friend – to tell you you did all you could.
If God had intended me to make excuses for who I am, He would have given me better excuses.
It’s annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story, especially when you’re not sure which half they know.
The trouble with always leaving yourself a way out is that you always take it.
Always laugh off a slight insult, so that people will understand what it means when you’re not laughing.
Stay out of the court of self-judgment, for there is no presumption of innocence.
There is never an embarrassing silence that can’t be turned into a regrettable conversation.
There are more lines formed than things worth waiting for.
There is in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings.
All my life I’ve wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought.
You can as easily love without trusting as you can hug without embracing.
An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s the bluebird of happiness.
How do you tell an optimist that he or she has lived a happy life by mistake?
It can be said of optimism that while sometimes mistaken, it is never sadly mistaken.