There have been days when I sought respite from my life, only to find myself calling every hour to check on it.
Politicians don’t lie, they misspeak. And they don’t steal, they mispocket.
Everything happens for the purpose of what you decide to do about it.
To stretch the truth is to tell a lie.
Wherever a mom goes, a prayer has been already there.
The last I heard from my destiny, it wanted me to make a legal U-Turn at my next opportunity.
On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.
A family is a bunch of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.
Eventually soulmates meet, for they have the same hiding place.
Eventually you realize that not all opposing viewpoints come from people who oppose you.
I’ve lived enough of my life story to know this- Fate writes the book, but you make the movie.
One of the great logical puzzles is how a woman is always like her mother but never like her sister.
Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.
To help someone in need is not charity it is proper etiquette.
If you ruled out partial successes, there would be no progress at all.
Science can reconstruct Tyrannosaurus Rex from a fossilized bone and a fancied footprint, but it can’t reconstruct God from the whole of creation.
To the artist, the Book of Genesis is an account of six days in which God suggested some really good ideas.
We find things where we look for them.
To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness.
The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn’t marry me.