We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.
You can bear your troubles or shrug them off. They’re your shoulders.
Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.
If animals could talk, the world would lose its best listeners.
In the realist, you have the sorry sight of the five senses deprived of their imagination.
Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.
I hope some day to meet God, because I want to thank Him for the flowers.
The thing about a friendly smile is not just that it makes people like you but that it makes them like themselves.
It is when there is nothing you can say or do to help that a friend needs you the most.
Sometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids – two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged to be forever true.
I’m discovering that everybody is a closet quotesmith. Just give them a chance.
There comes a time when a man and woman realize that their separate schemes can be better achieved as a conspiracy.
Every great artist raises art to a science, and every great scientist raises science to an art, hence we have Michelangelo’s David and Einstein’s Theory of Relativity.
Two things are owed to truthfulness: lasting marriages and short friendships.
It is the abiding faith of mortals that mortality is a temporary condition.
Looking back on our lives, we invariably find that the person we pretended to be is the person we became.
It’s getting harder and harder to worry needlessly.
Learn to listen. It’s amazing the ideas that pop into your head while people are saying them into your ear.
Beyond our most stubborn misperception lies often our fondest dream.
Love is given to us as a time, but to keep it always, we must make it a place.