Mom – the person most likely to write an autobiography and never mention herself.
The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one.
The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on.
I guess I have never really doubted that we are all born to our guardian angel.
It comes down to whether you believe in seven miraculous escapes a week or one guardian angel.
In the end the reason for anything is inseparable from the reason for everything.
Usually, when you can’t overcome the obstacles in your path, it’s not your path.
An art critic is someone who appreciates art, except for any particular piece of art.
You spend 90% of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10% trying to convince the Lord that you’re actually not that tired.
It is still possible to have friendly discourse in America, as long as you don’t bring up any subject.
In the end, no thought is unthinkable, no problem unshrinkable, no two strangers unlinkable.
I am a private person, but I will reveal this about myself: if you start massaging my shoulders, don’t expect me to tell you to stop.
There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I’d feel safer having cremated.
Success is a tale of obstacles overcome, and for every obstacle overcome, an excuse not used.
Even at times when I don’t care, I know exactly what I would care about if I did.
Life is a brief opportunity to do something prehumously.
Take no revenge that you have not pondered beneath a starry sky, or on a canyon overlook, or to the lapping of waves and the mewing of a distant gull.
There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up.
Every day is conquerable by its hours, and every hour by its minutes.
Each morning I gaze at the eastern horizon, and if the sun keeps its promise, I keep mine.