Eventually the person who tries to fix the problem will be blamed for causing it.
Corporations no longer try to fit square pegs into round holes; they just fit them into square cubicles.
Man will have replicated his own intelligence not when he teaches a computer to reason but when he teaches a computer to have a nagging feeling in its circuits.
A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour.
A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership.
A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed.
The imagination is a palette of bright colors. You can use it to touch up memories – or you can use it to paint dreams.
I don’t lie and cheat, but I don’t always avoid actions that would be lying and cheating if someone else did them.
As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.
Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.
Sometimes the shortest distance between two points is a winding path walked arm in arm.
A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge.
Try to discover The road to success And you’ll seek but never find, But blaze your own path And the road to success Will trail right behind.
Love is the greatest touch-up artist of all.
There is in all animals a sense of duty that man condescends to call instinct.
Why try to explain miracles to your kids when you can just have them plant a garden.
If you’ve never experienced the joy of accomplishing more than you can imagine, plant a garden.
There are couples a matchmaker would match every time – and couples who, for no rhyme or reason, rhyme.
The willingness to share does not make one charitable; it makes one free.
Some say that true love is a mirage; seek it anyway, for all else is surely desert.