Fate, Chance, God’s Will – we all try to account for our lives somehow. What are the chances that two raindrops, flung from the heavens, will merge on a windowpane? Gotta be Fate.
Sometimes fate brings two people together by causing one to misinterpret a smile.
It is sad when two people turn from the paths they’re traveling, and their paths go on to cross without them.
It is a perversely human perception that animals in their native habitat are running wild.
Be it human or animal, touch is a life-giving thing. Has anyone ever had a stroke or a heart attack while cozied up with a pet? I doubt it.
You get to an age when there are really just two reasons to get up in the morning – for goodness sake and for heaven’s sake.
You spend the first two-thirds of your life asking to be left alone and the last third not having to ask.
The brain forgets much, but the lower back remembers everything.
I look back on the time I’ve wasted, and I’m just glad I wasted it while I still had the chance.
You’re never too old. Unfortunately, you’re always too young to know it.
People are resilient. After all, every person born has recovered from nine months on life support.
Few are humble, for it takes a self-esteem few possess.
Do not be surprised when those who ignore the rules of grammar also ignore the law. After all, the law is just so much grammar.
How we long to remove the clutter from our lives not realizing that the clutter is our lives.
Life is a process by which a few desperate longings morph into a thousand meaningless wants.
You live long enough in a world spinning on its axis, you learn to spin in the same direction.
There’s a lot of not caring that goes under the name of minding your own business.
A rule that cannot be bent will certainly be broken.
One can only imagine how effective justice might be if admissible in a court of law.
Today’s Parenting Tip: Treat a difficult child the way you would your boss at work. Praise his achievements, ignore his tantrums and resist the urge to sit him down and explain to him how his brain is not yet fully developed.