The way I’ve been with drink and drugs suggests I have a tendency to get addicted to things.
I don’t mind having a reputation as a serious and spiritual person. I think that would be a nice reputation to have.
Life is not a theme park, and if it is, the theme is death.
Thus another friendship was dashed on the cruel rocks amid the storm of my self-destruction.
Normally, I’m good at first dates, ’cause that’s the only date I ever have, so I know how to control it and be confident.
Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God.
As a person I’m a little more doubtful, introspective and analytical.
Everyone has their own mantra.
No one shuts their laptop after looking at pornography and says, ‘What a productive time I just spent connecting with the world!’
Turns out it was mostly a lie. But, at least for a short while, it was a beautiful one.
When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it’s hard not to get her to read into certain things.
I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn’t quite master the bulimia.
A buddy of mine was addicted to heroin and he told me that people who say quitting cigarettes is harder than quitting heroin are wrong.
The one measure of true love is: you can insult the other. – Slavoj Zizek.
Sometimes when we’re incensed by the rancid tide of injustice, the impulse is to attack. We must avoid this. We have learned that violence as a means is always unsuccessful.
Anyone who’s been poor and gets rich is stalked by guilt and fear. Guilt because you know it isn’t fair, that life hasn’t changed for everyone.
I’ve come off heroin twice, and the worst part is laying in bed kicking and not being able to keep still. The physical withdrawal doesn’t last that long, but then it’s just all psychological. I think it’s worse than cigarettes.
Fear travels fast. Love travels a little more slowly. Rationale takes a little more consideration.
There’s an interconnectivity between what’s in the consciousness of cat and what’s in the consciousness of us.
If anybody needs any help with anything, I’m prepared to help.