When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother’s Day.
Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There’s little change in them.
Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
If you believe the past can’t be changed, you haven’t read a celebrity’s autobiography.
Youth is when you think you’ll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you’ve lived so long.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.