I’m capable of living in the moment. And I’m especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people’s moments.
I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don’t know why that is.
It’s like you can’t even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback.
Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My parents used to sing me to sleep with that one.
I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children’s birthdays too.
You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.
I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that’s no reason to be rude to Ted’s loving wife and possible hostage.
I believe in breakfast. It’s the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that’s huge. As for myself, I can’t function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper.
I am a cookbook fanatic.
It’s not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.
Everybody is agreeing so tersely. I just had a flashback to the month before my parents finally admitted they were getting a divorce.
Don’t judge me. I made a lot of money.