Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?
Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.
I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.
If I look confused it is because I am thinking.
I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say no I like a man who also says no.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime twittering – anon Twitter has raised writing to a new low.
I’d hire the devil himself as a writer if he gave me a good story...
Forecasts are difficult to make-particularly those about the future.
What nerve. Not even a modicum of originality.
If you don’t dissagree with me, how will I know I’m right?
Chaplin is no business man – all he knows is that he can’t take anything less.
It will create an excitement that will sweep the country like wildflowers.
I’m living beyond my means, but I can afford it.
We have passed a lot of water since then.
Enthusiasm is the key not only to the achievement of great things but to the accomplishment of any thing that is worthwhile.
The A-bomb is dynamite.
Be drug-free and smoke some crack.
Destroy the old files, but make copies first.
When told a script was full of old cliches: Let’s have some new cliches.
If a young man is going to get ahead, if he is going to reach the top, he must be all wrapped up in what he is doing. He has to give his job – whatever it is – not only his talent but every bit of his enthusiasm and devotion.