We’re overpaying him, but he’s worth it.
It’s absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least five years.
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
My horse was in the lead, coming down the home stretch, but the caddie fell off.
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
Don’t improve it into a flop!
Tell them to stand closer apart.
Don’t let your opinion sway your judgment.
Please write music like Wagner, only louder.
That’s the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.
There is a statue of limitation.
I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police – the GOP.
I don’t care if it doesn’t make a nickel. I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.
If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn’t be in this business.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life.
Why only twelve disciples? Go out and get thousands.