When you feed the big dog, it does whatever you tell him to do.
I got into foul trouble, so I really kind of had to play on egg shells from there on out.
A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
When I retire, I’m going after his job. If I don’t make sheriff, I’m going after his job. He’s not that good. You can quote me on that.
Keep in mind, I’m not allowed to be tough. I’m tamed.
The NBA is fairy tale and real life mixed together.
I told my wife the other day, I’m the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me.
I’m George Bush. I’m the president.
I make the game easy. Double and triple me, I’ll kick it out to you for a wide-open shot. I’ll add years to your career.
About strip clubs and athletes. The best way I can explain why a lot of players end up there is because it’s one of the safest places a high-profile person can spend time in a boring city.
I know that this is sport first and business second, and people have to do what’s right for them.
I think the new ball is terrible. It’s the worst decision some expert, whoever did it, made. It’s terrible. It’s like touching an exotic dancer and then going and touching a plastic blow-up doll. You know, it feels different.
I really get motivated when I have doubters.
I’m short and to the point.
The East is going to be pretty easy for me. The Great Chest of the West becomes the Great Beast of the East.
Tell them it was a foul.
Why aren’t the Nets playing in Newark?
You gotta fight all the karate guys, and once you kill them off, now you gotta get to the ninjas. Once you get through the ninjas, now you gotta get to the showmen. Now me, I’m the showman of big men.
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever ‘they’ may be. So I just said to myself third quarter I’m going to come out and do what I do.