We know what we have to do. I know I have to get up in the morning, put my underwear on first and then put my pants on first. I don’t need people to tell me that.
Some of my favorite songs – and I don’t know if this is the right terminology – are white-boy classics.
It’s LeBron’s team. He’s the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I’m now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that’s what I’m here to do.
I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go.
You’re messing up my highlights.
Now, if you’re an NBA fan, you know what Vince Carter did. I came up with a line about him: ‘Half-man, half-amazing.’
Like I’ve always said, what’s hot must go cold.
Jealous punks can’t stop my dunks.
I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, ‘I’m going on vacation. If I tell you where I’m going, then it won’t be a vacation.’
Afterwards I said Chris Webber was going to leave as a free agent and Sacramento would go back to expansionism.
He could be dominant – if he played in the WNBA.
Against Bradley, every time I’m trying to dunk, dunk, dunk.
The Spurs are a great WNBA team.
We want you all to be in shape and look as good as me. Because I will be walking naked on the beach.
I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
Now, the mistakes that I made with my other two sons, Penny and Kobe, I won’t make with D-Wade. We can’t let them break us up and we can’t break each other up.
He’s got a ring, so I’m taking home the trophy.
As a man, you got to know how to take it, so I just took it.
Do we play Chicago again? I going to hit Othella Harrington right in the mouth. If he didn’t have his clumsy ass on the floor, I wouldn’t have fell. How he got on the ground, I don’t know. He’s clumsy. Quote me on that. I’m going to get him.
They are that same group, but I’ve got my own rivalristic problems. Is that a word, rivalristic? I’ve got my own rivalristic problems in the Eastern Conference.