If brute force doesn’t work, you aren’t using enough.
You’re so hilarious. You know, if this whole Daimon-slaying gig doesn’t work out for you, you should really consider being a comedian. The bright Barney hair color would just add to the overall entertainment factor.
Contrary to what you think, not all preternatural beings hang out at the local Supernatural Pub looking for humans and dates.
I saw my whole life flash before my eyes, boss. It was horrific. I haven’t done anything to regret yet and it’s been way too brief. I at least want a license before I check out, you know?
Caleb could be so testy for no known reason. At times, it was like dating a woman with irritable bowel syndrome. Or rabies.
When you first take someone’s life, two people die. The person you just killed and the human being you used to be. You’re never the same after that – it changes you forever and not in a good way – and no matter how hard you try, you can’t go back to the innocence you had. Ever.
Life isn’t supposed to be easy. Ever. But with the hardest challenges go the greatest rewards. And every incredible moment of my life came only after I did something that made my gut clench with fear. – Caleb.
It’s like trying to train an ADD cat in a mouse factory.
Every person you meet is waging his or her own war against a callous universe that is plotting against them.
Men can beat each other to a pulp and still walk away friends. With a woman, once an enemy, always an enemy. Women will sit like a spider, for years, waiting for the chance to strike. They never forget and seldom forgive.
Life is about coming to terms with the mistakes made. Learning to live with them even when they cut soul deep.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
The strongest of metals is forged under the most violent of conditions, my lord. It is buried deep in the hottest coals and then beat and pounded until it is bent into shaped. Then it becomes the strongest, most lethal of weapons. A thing of absolute beauty and force.
You need to modulate that unwarranted ire, buddy. I’m not your ’ho and you ain’t my pimp.
Ever wonder why the gods created man, Grom? I personally think that we’re the original reality show. They were so effing bored that they created us just so that they could feel better about themselves.
When someone is drowning and you try to save them, they’re more likely to drown you before you pull them out.
People make their own reality. That was what Praxis had taught him years ago. A hundred people can witness the exact same event, and give two hundred and three different accountings of it.
Words are easy to say, but emotions betray the best intentions.
Our lives are marked and shaped by our regrets. Things we all want to take back and can’t. In a perfect world, we would never hurt the ones we love or cause hurt to befall them. But the world isn’t perfect and neither are we.
Life before toilet paper was not worth living.