Let’s at least hope it’s not a gallu. Why? They’re not all bad, in a smelly, need-to-be-killed kind of way.
Where I am always thou art. Thy image lives within my heart.
There are some things that sorry can’t fix. – Acheron Parthenopaeus.
You know, I would date if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. But most are such a waste of time that I’d rather sit at home and watch reruns of Hee Haw.
Trust is always a good idea. For someone else.
That wasn’t love; that was stupidity.
Is she okay? I mean, no offense, she sounds more mental than I do.
I scoured myself with lye soap from head to toe to get the evil funk of demon snot off me. I have flossed things the gods never meant to be flossed and used things that would be toxic to most living organisms. All to sanitize my body for your chewing pleasure.
You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.
Living was okay, but it wasn’t the breaths people took that measured a life. It was the moments that took those breaths away that mattered the most. And Dev did that every time he looked at her. Naked or not.
You are the Energizer Bunny for badasses. -Ash.
Why is it when you want the ground to swallow you whole, it decides to stop trying? -Ethon.
I tend to watch silently from the shadows. You learn a lot more that way.
We’re always alone. You can be in a crowded room and still feel the bite of loneliness. Personally, I find that it bites deepest whenever others are around.
Kindness is a rotten fruit that poisons anyone who partakes of it. Throw it in the face of your enemies and let it ruin them instead.
Because I don’t feel broken when you look at me.
You must be the brother. I hope so, I’m wearing his pants.
Tabitha was always trying unorthodox ways to set her up with guys. Although, to be fair to her sister, Tabitha didn’t usually knock the guy unconscious before she forced them together. Still, with Tabitha there was a first time for just about anything. And extreme blind-dating was very vintage T.
Baby, I ain’t trash. Trash is something you throw away. My people keep me.
The whole point of life is learning to live with the consequences of the bad decision we’ve made.