What the hell are you doing here? You weren’t on the guest list. Hell, you people aren’t on anybody’s guest list. If you turned up at a funeral, the corpse would walk out on you.
You’re the only man I know who makes the sign of the cross when confronted with broccoli.
Big corporations aren’t always the bad guys; but it’s the sensible way to bet.
What am I going to do with all these bodies?” Said Jimmy, just a bit plaintively.“I can’t keep them, I don’t have the cupboard space.
Though I often run out of courage and good sense, stubbornness keeps me going.
There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...
Nothing is hidden, nothing is ever lost, nothing is ever forgotten. That’s always been part of my problem.
What is the world coming to, when you can’t even trust a rogue vicar and her demon lover?
Keep your mind too open, and you never know what might walk in.
Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can’t be said.
When you are tired of life, come to Haven. And someone will kill you.