I know how men think when they’re not responding to questions in a clinical study.
I’m just a living witness that you can be an imperfect soldier and still be in the army fighting for God Almighty. Don’t you think you got to be perfect ’cause I ain’t.
Your setback is just a setup for your comeback.
I was homeless. I lived in a car for a couple of years. That was the worst. But nothing was worse than when I was 40 and my mom passed away. My mother was the best person I ever knew. Those were the two lowest points.
But even in my darkest days I had faith it would turn around.
What you want most out of life is the thing you have to give the most of.
The first time I saw my wife, Marjorie, I was doing stand-up in Memphis, and she was sitting in the front row. Afterward, I walked up and said, ‘Ma’am, I’m going to marry you one day.’ And 15 years later, I did.
You’ve got to be in a bad relationship to really understand what a great one is.
Men and women really do want the same things. We just need each other to bring it out. That’s really the truth of the matter.
A guy that’s really serious about you, he’s gotta be talking to you, he’s gotta want to have one-on-one, in-your-face interaction. That’s how we are.
I’m not a doctor. I just have a tremendous amount of common sense.
Too many women have given up the power over the years because men have created the terms.
It’s a woman’s right to know a man’s intentions upfront. Because, once you get emotionally attached to a man and you sleep with him, it’s too late.
I’m not a good mother at all.
Boys Shack, MEN build homes.
I don’t want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
Don’t hate the player; change the game.
Men are, by nature, hunters, and women have been put in the position of being the prey.
I have seen some crazy people do some crazy things on my variety show. I have to stop and ask them a lot of the time, just how they figured out that they could do the things that they do, some of it is just plain freaky.
TV is a different animal. I belong on that little screen. The big silver screen, not so much, ’cause I’ve seen my face up close when it’s 25-feet tall. I’m okay as long as you keep me in that little box.