A woman can’t change a man because she loves him. A man changes himself because he loves her.
Sometimes we don’t appreciate Prayer until we have to go through something!
Your reality is yours. Stop wasting time looking at someone else’s reality while doing nothing about yours.
Everybody by your side ain’t on your side.
You are never too old to reinvent yourself.
If you want to be successful, you have to jump, there’s no way around it. When you jump, I can assure you that your parachute will not open right away. But if you do not jump, your parachute will never open. If you’re safe, you’ll never soar!
If you pray about it don’t worry about it. If you’re going to worry about it don’t pray about it.
Sometimes out of your biggest misery, comes your greatest gain.
The most successful people in this world recognize that taking chances to get what they want is much more productive than sitting around being too scared to take a shot.
But remember what drives a man; real men do what they have to do to make sure their people are taken care of, clothed, housed, and reasonably sastisfied, and if they’re doing anything less than that, they’re not men.
Failure is a great teacher, and I think when you make mistakes and you recover from them and you treat them as valuable learning experiences, then you’ve got something to share.
There has been nothing more impactful on my life and meaningful to me than the introduction of Christ. That, hands down, blows away every joke I’ve ever written.
There many guys out there who are actually fishing for a woman whom they are planning on keeping. But there are guys out there who are just sports fishing – catching them and then throwing them back into the ocean.
The problem is, women have stopped setting the bar high.
The cookie is the critical part. It’s a word I created for sex and you’ve got to give a man all three things. If you miss one out, he is going to find it somewhere else.
Men automatically know from the moment she opens her mouth that if they want her, they’ll have to get in line whith her standards and requirments, or keep it moving because she’s done with the games and isn’t interested in playing.
The only way woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men – an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gay guy.