I still prefer horses to human beings.
In my life why do I smile at people I’d rather kick in the eye?
I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that’s saying something for a vegetarian.
I left my fingerprints somewhere – that’s good enough. I am my own person – that’s good enough. I stand my ground – that’s good enough.
I have an unswayable obsession with death. If there was a magical pill that one could take that would retire you from the world, I would take it.
It’s so tedious that everyone must be defined.
Women don’t go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.
When you sleep I will creep Into your thoughts Like a bad debt That you can’t pay Take the easy way and give in!
This world, I am afraid, is designed for crashing bores.
Whoever says The Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.
Smiths songs certainly have an astonishing afterlife.
I’m fascinated by people in their eighties and nineties. Especially those who are still creating and living in an interesting way. I am fascinated by them because they have so much to say now that they’ve lived for so long.
Well, I am an extremely beautiful person.
Every day is like Sunday. Every day is silent and grey.
Congratulations to Prince Charles for banning foie gras from all his functions.
Even I, as sick as I am, I would never be you. Even I, sick and depraved, a traveler to the grave, I would never be you.
One day I decided to try to have a complete day without tea. I was quite shaken. I was quite disturbed.
The monarchy is foremost a business, and it’s important to them that the British public continue to finance the excessive luxurious lifestyles of the now quite enormous, wasteful and useless ‘royal’ family. I find it very sad.
I avoid people who I actually like. I suppose that’s a phobia but also a habit.
I hated the royal wedding.