I still don’t belong to anyone – I am mine.
Life is a pigsty.
I’d rather be remembered as a big-mouthed failure than an effete little wimp.
I am very serious about my baby.
Life’s incredibly boring. I don’t say that in an effort to seem vaguely amusing but the secret of life is that there’s no secret, it’s just exceedingly boring.
Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It’s like biting into your grandmother.
I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.
The Smiths are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever going to reunite – ever.
I do think it’s possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.
People like me prove that you can survive without romance, even though you end up a bit unbalanced and you tend to argue with your own reflection.
I’ve never intended to be controversial but it’s very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.
Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.
Animals are nicer than humans and they’re conscious beings. If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty. But is that any reason to eat your grandmother?
Artists aren’t really people. And I’m actually 40 per cent papier mache.
Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began.
The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it’s not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It’s because of Beyonce’s handbags.
I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.