A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will laugh and try to trip you again. – I’m not sure.
When in doubt, shoot the wizard.
If you’ve a story, make sure it’s a whole one, with details close to hand. It’s the difference between a good lie and getting caught.
When people say a knight’s job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Often I can stop laughing before they edge away and talk about soothing drinks.
A friend had commented once that Neal had a gift for making someone want to punch him just for saying hello.
Why do boys say someone acts like a girl as if it were an insult?
You look as scary as a buttered muffin.
You must tell Lady Alanna that sometime. I’d do it from a distance.
You haven’t been bit till a dragon does it.
But, Sergeant Osbern, Sir, I like my head.
Do you know, sire, I think that if we live to tell our grandchildren about this war, they will accuse us of making it up.? -Marielle.
I’m sick of this. Call me what you like, say I’m without honor, I don’t care. I’m not getting on any more horses to whack you people with a stick.
I’m about to commence four years of obeying the cause of a bruiser on a horse. I refuse to put down what might be the last book I see for months.
Does anyone in this land act like they’re supposed to?
I swear the sparrows called us ten kinds of idiot when we did it.
Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
Why do I get the feeling that if you give me a hard time, I’ll tell all of our year-mates your family nickname is Meathead?
He’s just rather more lively than most fossils.
It’s not just children who need heroes.
Libraries are places where the damaged go to find friends.