Threats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary.
Every now and then I like to do as I’m told, just to confuse people.
Lord Raoul asked me to tell you that if you get yourself killed, he will never speak to you again.
Someday I must read this scholar Everyone. He seems to have written so much – all of it wrong.
A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will laugh and try to trip you again. – I’m not sure.
When in doubt, shoot the wizard.
If you’ve a story, make sure it’s a whole one, with details close to hand. It’s the difference between a good lie and getting caught.
When people say a knight’s job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Often I can stop laughing before they edge away and talk about soothing drinks.
A friend had commented once that Neal had a gift for making someone want to punch him just for saying hello.
Why do boys say someone acts like a girl as if it were an insult?
You look as scary as a buttered muffin.
You must tell Lady Alanna that sometime. I’d do it from a distance.