The mountains of madness have many little plateau of sanity.
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but her’s curiosity could have massacred a pride of lions.
Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad.
The man gave a shrug which indicated that, although the world did indeed have many problems, this was one of them that was not his.
Remember – that which does not kill us can only make us stronger. And that which does kill us leaves us dead!
What do you call those things at the bottom of rivers? Frogs? Stones? Unsuccessful gangsters?
I reckon that Stonehege was build by the contemporary equivalent of Microsoft, whereas Avebury was definitely an Apple circle.
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb – they’re often students, for heaven’s sake.
You know what I’d really, really like? What I’d pay MONEY for? A ZX81 with a disc drive. I understood the ZX81. It was so easy to interface stuff to it.
You will have to look a long way before you find a bunch of scum-suckers more greedy, humourless and deserving of death than the suits in the music business.
There are no inconsistencies in the Discworld books; ocassionally, however, there are alternate pasts.
One day I’ll be dead and THEN you’ll all be sorry.
Experience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if you avoid chicken fat in plastic sauce.
It’s a god-eat-god world.
History, contrary to popular theories, is kings and dates and battles.
The labyrinth of Ephebe is ancient and full of one hundred and one amazing things you can do with hidden springs, razor-sharp knives, and falling rocks.
Guilt was the grease in which the wheels of the authority turned.
Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.
Give anyone a lever long enough and they can change the world. It’s unreliable levers that are the problem.
Just because something is a metaphor doesn’t mean it can’t be real.