People in New York love having roof parties.
I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.
I’d rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place.
I like pens. My writing is so amazing there’s never a need to erase.
If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.
My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.
I like Cilantro, but you don’t have to.
I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires.
I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all.
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.
There’s people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it’s garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job.
It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me.
There seems to be more comedy for comedy’s sake.
I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you’ve ever written.
I loved Australia. I was very successful there.
I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.
I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
Anyone who bombs is my friend.