If you got a dollar, soak it away, put it in a savings bank, bury it, do anything but spend it. Spending when we didn’t have it put us where we are today. Saving when we’ve got it will get us back to where we was before we went cuckoo.
What’s the matter with the world? Why, there ain’t nothing but one word wrong with everyone of us, and that’s selfishness.
Don’t invite me if you don’t want me.
Every man gets an opportunity once in a lifetime.
A successful outcome shows what hard work, perseverance and taking advantage of your opportunities will do for you.
There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can never tell, till you see it, just how big a liar History is.
Don’t be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
Everything worthwhile is a good idea, but did you ever notice there is more bad ideas that will work than there is good ones?
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course.
Believe in something for another world, but don’t be too set on what it is, and then you won’t start out that life with a disappontment. Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead.
I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk of old times with old friends is the greatest thing in the world.
Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles’s religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right?
Andrew Jackson was the first one to think up the idea to promise everybody that if they will vote for you, you will give them an office when you get it, and the more times they vote for you, the bigger the office.
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven’t had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
There wasn’t any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn’t a Deliberate Lie, why it was an Exaggerated Falsehood.
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week.
I see where we are starting to pay some attention to our neighbors to the south. We could never understand why Mexico wasn’t just crazy about us, for we have always had their good will, and oil and minerals, at heart.
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else’s affairs.