Things will get better – despite our efforts to improve them.
America is a land of opportunity, and don’t you ever forget it.
America is a great country, but you can’t live in it for nothing.
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Rail-splitting produced an immortal president in Lincoln, but golf hasn’t produced even a good Congressman.
The Schools ain’t what they used to be and never was.
Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human.
Wine had such ill effects on Noah’s health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Show me a total abstainer that ever lived that long.
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
There isn’t any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I have a theory that it’s their country and they got a right to run it like they want to.
Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only one thing and that is you can’t ruin this country even with politics.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Don’t squat with your spurs on.
I’m not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.
Outside of traffic, there is nothing that has held this country back as much as committees.
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
I have Indian Blood in me. I have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty!